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Via Tastybooze.com

1. If sports are involved, fist bumping is always acceptable.
2. If you are wearing a suit, you may only fist bump if you are drunk. Or if you have just wrapped part of your suit around your forehead.
3. You may not fist bump under any circumstances, in a hospital. Unless Rule #1 (or Rule #2) applies.
4. Do not fist bump someone else’s misfortune, even if it helps you. Just look down, furrow your brow, and nod sternly.
5. No fist bumping between the hours of 7am and 10am. And if you’re watching sports at this time, it’s probably soccer or NASCAR, and then you should really not be fist bumping. High fives will suffice for both.
6. Do not fist bump in a meeting. Even if you are drunk.
7. Do not fist bump your children. Unless you’re drunk, then it’s OK.
8. Girls can fist bump anytime they want. And yes, guys think it’s cute.
9. Do not refuse a fist bump. If you, as a bumpee, believe the bumper is violating a rule, speak to him afterwards. Refusing his bump is not going to help anything.
10. Do not fist bump yourself.

Twitter has been around for a while now. I am usually that guy that jumps at any and every new and interesting web service\application but I never jumped on this bandwagon. Signed up a month ago and sort of forgot about doing it until Tony mentioned Twitter today.

I don’t really know if I will stick with it or if it has use for me but when I think about some of my future revenue plans and how the internet is a big deal in a lot of them I figure it can’t hurt to have too many bread crumbs leading to my personal site\photographs.

The best part of twitter is browsing through the random updates. These are actual updates in the past few minutes.

wizpig64 Leaving Costco, gonna head home to unload, and then off to the Boom-Shaka-Lock-In at church.

kr8tr @megfowler Shoot it with a rubber band. No chemicals, and you don;t have to get too close.

daisybones @sweetney the entire female blogoverse seems to have synched up. welcome to the red tent. meh.

notasausage Chilling at The Middle East for some Gem Sweaters action.

danbot danbot Mom is being annoying! Apparently I’m eating too many Macaroons! I love Macaroons!

JustinRoth @jovialjacki I completely forgot to pickup the fireworks on my way home from work. Don’t know how it slipped my mind.

Tomorrow is a big day. The Chiefs have 13 picks in the draft. They will have picked 6 players in the same time the Raiders and Chargers pick 1!

Working in the afternoon but should be able to talk about the first choice.