Beat The Test
One guy I know was talking to another person who was nervous about having to take a drug test for a potential job. Below is the advice that was given…
1. Buy three large three poppy seed muffins. Save the receipt.
2. On a stovetop, bring approximately one quart of water to an active boil.
3. Once the water is boiling, add a can of Progresso chicken and garlic soup. It has to be Progresso, and it has to be chicken and garlic.
4. Add NO FEWER than 10 cloves of the freshest garlic you can find. Then add NO LESS than 2 tblspns of oregano, 2 of rosemary, and 2 of sage.
5. Cover the pot and let simmer.
6. Build a time machine.
7. Don’t start using drugs.
8. Enjoy your soup and muffins.
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