- Brian Griffin: Look, Stewie, don’t you think at some point you’re gonna have to let Rupert go? I mean, you are getting a little old to have a teddy bear.
- Stewie Griffin: Brian, I’m one!
- Brian Griffin: Still?
- Stewie Griffin: What?
- Brian Griffin: Look, I’m not going to Colorado. I’m turning around and going home.
- Stewie Griffin: Fine, then, I’ll go by myself. See you from the back of my milk carton. Want that on your conscience, Brian? Try explaining this to Lois. You’ll wind up in a Dumpster with a bunch of slow, unadoptable greyhounds.
- Brian Griffin: Don’t joke about that! That’s like the Holocaust to us!
- Stewie Griffin: Yeah, well, when greyhounds start running The New York Times and the World Bank, I’ll be more inclined to believe you. [he sticks out his thumb] Now are you coming or not?
- Brian Griffin [sighs]: Fine. [he sticks out his thumb, then he starts singing] Take to the highway, won’t you lend me your name…
- Stewie Griffin: Who sings that song?
- Brian Griffin: James Taylor.
- Stewie Griffin: Yeah, let’s keep it that way.
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